Social Downsizing

Posted by CTK

Electronic communication has become a drunkard’s hotbed of embarrassment.
Drunk dialing has gone the way of the dinosaurs. Now it’s the drunk texting, drunk IM’ing, drunk emailing, drunk Twittering and drunk blogging that stumbles higher up the charts for the best way to make an ass of yourself. Doesn’t anyone just stay home, keep to themselves and rot with the bottle like Bukowski used to? Those were the days… Read the rest of this entry »

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Men Are Like Cat Boxes

Posted by CTK

While having a chat with a female friend of mine,
she said something that struck me and I thought I’d mention it…

Men remind her of a cat box.
They take up necessary space.
Require too much maintenance.
And when full, they become aggressively overwhelming.

[[->Click HERE for the X-Rated Version<-]]

She likened… Read the rest of this entry »

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Metrosexual Healing

Posted by Sir Jeffers

Okay, I admit it,
I used to be the kind of flannel-shirt-wearing Midwestern schlub who thought the whole metrosexual thing had something to do with getting your rocks off on a commuter train.

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Greetings~!

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers

Welcome to our new band website and welcome to our new blog.
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears Read the rest of this entry »

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Up Top

Posted by CTK

 

 

Sit
Yo
Ass
Down
&
Look
Pretty!

I’ve spent over two decades sitting down and standing up.
That’s years of making laps. That’s hundreds of hours creating footprints as well as the occasional step in dog shit or the random gum on the sidewalks of life. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Ballad of Food McEat-It-All

Posted by Sir Jeffers

The story of Food McEat-It-All is not so much long as it is wide.
Yep, he’s the kind of guy who hasn’t seen his feet in decades.
Not merely corpulent, not simply porcine, he’s so big, as to make big look small.

I’m fairly certain Food McEat-It-All wasn’t his birth name, but it may as well have been.
When I first laid eyes on him, the name leapt to mind, perhaps since I could see little else but his fatness, while I struggled vainly to fight my way towards the buffet tables at a local smorgasbord.

Seeing how I’m more of a lover than a fighter (unless I’m fighting for love) and more of a doodler than an eater, well, without further ado, here it is, in all media: The ballad of Food McEat-It-All.

If you’d like to hit YouTube and comment the genius that is Food McEat-It-All:

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Get Thee Behind Me, Rev. Wright

Posted by CTK

There is no shortage of controversial figures.
Some of them we love and some others…well…

For instance let’s take Barack Obama’s pastor, the feisty radical Reverend Wright. Although the Rev is not nearly as cool or as interesting as Travis Bickle, one thing he’s got going for him is that he’s real and not just a character written by a great screenwriter. Or is he? Read the rest of this entry »

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The Angry ‘Fro

Posted by CTK

Anthropologists say that men’s facial hair scares small children
and I’m starting to think maybe big hairdos serve the same function. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ghastly Sick Joke

Posted by Sir Jeffers

Recently, ’80s pop crooner Rick Astley has become everyone’s favorite punchline (more on this below), but back in the day, Astley was my own ghastly nightmare…

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Posted in Chicks & Dudes, Media, Music | 2 Comments »

Escape The Pedophile

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers

Hello Hello Everyone~!
If you’re on Myspace this game might be good practice for you.
Stay a step ahead of the pedophiles!
Simply click the “RUN” button repeatedly to outpace the perv.
Peace.

Posted in Games, Pervantin' | 2 Comments »

Home Groan

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers

As many of you know we are always in the garden growing new tunes.
You can see the Homegrown Music image (in full) in our gallery.

But unlike our musical garden, the cyber farm has been a very difficult harvest.
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Xavier: Renegade Angel or CNN News Anchor?

Posted by CTK

Xavier: Renegade Angel is one of my favorite shows.

Watch the snippet below to get a taste of an episode…

It’s a computer-animated series created by goofballs John Lee, Vernon Chatman,
Alyson Levy and Jim Tozzi.

Found on the Cartoon Network during the “Adult Swim” hour

Well recently I had an epiphany!
I think they modeled Xavier on a CNN news anchor named John King.
Instead of using John King’s large nose they turned it into a wide beak!

Over time I’ve even noticed that many of John’s stiff mannerisms are
also shared with Xavier. The other main connection is that Xavier has a snake for a hand and John King has a snake for an employer (CNN).

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Dummies Unite

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers

It seems like every new thing these days comes saddled with a thick instruction manual and a steep learning curve. From aerobics to yoga, or from Banjo playing to Texas Holdem, there’s a lot for one’s brain to digest in order to ensure you’re doing it properly…or at least appearing to do it properly. Appearance is everything, of course…unless it’s not. Of course. Read the rest of this entry »

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