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		<title>The Borgnine Wars: Irresistible Bitches</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2009/01/03/the-borgnine-wars-prince-vs-borgnine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston and Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing Prince blabbing recently about releasing three new CDs for the coming year and suddenly out of nowhere saying homosexuality is immoral got us to thinking how would the "controversial" Artist Formerly Known As An Unintelligible Hieroglyph stack up against legendary star Ernest Borgnine?]]></description>
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		<title>In A Search Of A New Fire Hydrant</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/12/31/in_search_of_a_new_fire_hydrant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston and Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Word Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2009 is impending, nearly ready to drop. 
1 Headed Dog searches for a new direction…]]></description>
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		<title>Footie Fella and Booger Boy</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/10/26/footie-fella-and-booger-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/10/26/footie-fella-and-booger-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Crumbling water, foot faced waiters and the kitchen booger.]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing With Myself</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/10/10/dancing-with-myself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=226</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Getting busted for busting a move is none to cool. C'mon and Rock Me Amadeus...By CTK]]></description>
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		<title>Food McEat-It-All: He Eats All the VIEWS</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/10/03/food-mceat-it-all-he-eats-all-the-views/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/10/03/food-mceat-it-all-he-eats-all-the-views/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston and Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=222</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Food McEat-It-All, he eats all the foods, and the views!...by CTK  &#038; Sir Jeffers]]></description>
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		<title>The Borgnine Wars: Eat Me</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/09/27/borgnine-wars-vs-anorexia/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/09/27/borgnine-wars-vs-anorexia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston and Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Ernest BORGNINE WARS]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[all your borgnine are belong to us]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=219</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seeing a story in a recent "In Touch Weekly" about the top 10 hotties 
who overcame eating disorders got us to thinking, how would anorexia stack up 
against legendary star Ernest Borgnine? ...by CTK and Sir Jeffers]]></description>
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		<title>How To Do Some Sh!t Without Looking Like Sh!t</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/09/25/how-to-do-some-shit-without-looking-like-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/09/25/how-to-do-some-shit-without-looking-like-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Super Happy FunTimes]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Get wasted yet look like nothing happened. Or look like nothing happened while getting wasted. Or 
look, nothing getting, wasted happenings. SOMETHING HAPPENED, but with the proper hydration no one will be the wiser...by CTK]]></description>
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		<title>Borgnine Wars: The xxX Files</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/09/03/borgnine-wars-vs-david-duchovny/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/09/03/borgnine-wars-vs-david-duchovny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston and Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[THE BORGNINE WARS: ROUND ONE--Now that David Duchovny has checked himself into sex-addiction rehab,  it got us to thinking, how would the young actor stack up against legendary star Ernest Borgnine?]]></description>
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		<title>New Olympic Event: Outswim the Sperm!</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/08/08/olympic-event-outswim-the-sperm/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/08/08/olympic-event-outswim-the-sperm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston and Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=205</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Finally, an Olympic game we can all play. Be a watersport winner...by CTK &#038; Sir Jeffers]]></description>
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		<title>A Sugar Daddy and His Harem of Hotties</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/28/a-sugar-daddy-and-his-harem-of-hotties/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/28/a-sugar-daddy-and-his-harem-of-hotties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sisters of the traveling hive have a house swarming party at Sir Jeffers' place. Bee there or bee square! And bring flowers...By Sir Jeffers]]></description>
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		<title>All I Really Need To Know I Learned Off Your Chest</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/09/all-i-really-need-to-know-i-learned-off-your-chest/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/09/all-i-really-need-to-know-i-learned-off-your-chest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=179</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Signs of the times: With car tats, breast billboards and verbose panties all the rage, could your home be the new commercial G-spot?...By CTK]]></description>
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		<title>Meta Metamorphosis: No Thanks for the Mammaries</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/07/meta-metamorphosis-no-thanks-for-the-mammaries/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/07/meta-metamorphosis-no-thanks-for-the-mammaries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kafka may have turned into a gross bug, but he never woke up with onion boobs. Welcome to my nightmare...By Sir Jeffers]]></description>
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		<title>Sex isn&#8217;t Everything, but Everything is Sex</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/03/sex-isnt-everything-but-everything-is-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/03/sex-isnt-everything-but-everything-is-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We've become a culture of sex-crazed lunatics and it's not my fault.]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s At Steak? There Will Be Blood</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/01/whats-at-steak-there-will-be-blood/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/07/01/whats-at-steak-there-will-be-blood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=168</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beat Your Meat! Carnivores and capitalists both tend to overeat, but scenery chomping actors need to know when to stop...By Sir Jeffers]]></description>
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		<title>Taking The Piss</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/29/taking-the-piss/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/29/taking-the-piss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=172</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All we are saying is, give PEE a chance...]]></description>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie&#8230; still HOT?</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/16/angelina-jolie-still-hot-or-not/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/16/angelina-jolie-still-hot-or-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=167</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since Angelina resurfaced to promote her latest film, catty gossips and
Vanity Vultures have been cheering for her "beautiful demise"...]]></description>
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		<title>The Dirty Book (Positively Adults Only)</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/12/the-dirty-book-positively-adults-only/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/12/the-dirty-book-positively-adults-only/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1headeddog.com/Blog/?p=163</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cheesy P*RN from a bygone era that gets passed down
to the next generation of Buck Wild pervs...]]></description>
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		<title>What up with the creepy weird guy?</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/08/what-up-with-the-creepy-weird-guy/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/08/what-up-with-the-creepy-weird-guy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The problem with public places is that THE PUBLIC is sometimes there.
Hint: It's a creepy weird guy...]]></description>
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		<title>3 Things that bug me truly, madly, deeply-ish</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/05/3-things-that-bug-me-truly-madly-deep-ishly/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/05/3-things-that-bug-me-truly-madly-deep-ishly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Kingston</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When did eating in the car, 3-D web-dating
and cyber profile breaking-n-entering become
inalienable rights? Enough already...]]></description>
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		<title>Get a Room: The Target Dog Humps My Leg</title>
		<link>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/01/get-a-room-the-target-dog-humps-my-leg/</link>
		<comments>http://1headeddog.com/Blog/2008/06/01/get-a-room-the-target-dog-humps-my-leg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Jeffers</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What's dirtier, free trade or free love? Find amore or merely
get a room at our favorite discount ball and chain....]]></description>
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