Archive for the ‘Whining’ Category

Dancing With Myself

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Posted by CTK I leave my cell phone OFF a lot. Um, I mean big time a lot. So when I turn it on, if there are all these yummy texts and voice mails, it feels like Christmas or something. Woo! Gifts of Contact! Fun! Fun! Okay but yesterday a friend I ...

All I Really Need To Know I Learned Off Your Chest

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Posted by CTK We The People are kinda, sorta stumbling the streets lookin’ like pop culture buffoons, without any shame, wearing things on our T-shirts or stuck to our backpacks and notebooks that would either bore the sweater off granny or give her a heart attack. We're also plastering bumper stickers ...

Taking The Piss

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Posted by CTK I saw another mattress propped against a fence today... I'll get to the significance of that soon, but first take the survey below: 1.) Are you a fucking bitch? 2.) Do you have a maturity deficit? 3.) Are you a stupid asshole? 4.) Do you have an addiction to ...

Get a Room: The Target Dog Humps My Leg

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers I love Target. And not just because of the tarted-up talent that works the register, like this cutie (above). I visit Target so often that my musical partner in crime, CTK, tells me I should "get a room" with the discount retailer. How base of her to ...

Greetings~!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers Welcome to our new band website and welcome to our new blog. It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears

The Angry ‘Fro

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Posted by CTK   Anthropologists say that men's facial hair scares small children and I'm starting to think maybe big hairdos serve the same function.

Home Groan

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers As many of you know we are always in the garden growing new tunes. You can see the Homegrown Music image (in full) in our gallery. But unlike our musical garden, the cyber farm has been a very difficult harvest.

Dummies Unite

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers It seems like every new thing these days comes saddled with a thick instruction manual and a steep learning curve. From aerobics to yoga, or from Banjo playing to Texas Holdem, there's a lot for one's brain to digest in order to ensure you're doing ...