Archive for the ‘Pervantin'’ Category

New Olympic Event: Outswim the Sperm!

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers Just in time for the Beijing Olympics, here's your chance to go for the Gold! Just HIT CLICK as fast as you can to keep paddling ahead of those pesky little spermatazoa. Get ready for hours of fun, as long as you can... Outswim the Sperm! ...

Sex isn’t Everything, but Everything is Sex

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Posted By CTK                         A male friend of mine, half-joking and half-serious, said to me, "Everything with you is about sex." Oh really? Is it just with ME? Okay, when you wake up, what's the first thing you notice? Your morning wood, that's what. ...

The Dirty Book (Positively Adults Only)

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Posted by CTK Doesn't it totally suck when embarrassing items fall out of your bag? You stand there looking all geeked-out, blushing, scrambling to conceal it as quickly as possible. Once upon a time in a land not so far from here, a little girl bought a book. A magical book. Nah, ...

Escape The Pedophile

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers Hello Hello Everyone~! If you're on Myspace this game might be good practice for you. Stay a step ahead of the pedophiles! Simply click the "RUN" button repeatedly to outpace the perv. Peace.