Archive for the ‘Music’ Category

Dancing With Myself

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Posted by CTK I leave my cell phone OFF a lot. Um, I mean big time a lot. So when I turn it on, if there are all these yummy texts and voice mails, it feels like Christmas or something. Woo! Gifts of Contact! Fun! Fun! Okay but yesterday a friend I ...

Food McEat-It-All: He Eats All the VIEWS

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Posted by: CTK & Sir Jeffers Some of you already know the story: One day Jeffers saw a large, hungry man, chowing down ferociously at a restaurant buffet and instantly dubbed him Food McEat-It-All. (The original blog is here.)       The man was eating up everything the place ...

Sex isn’t Everything, but Everything is Sex

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Posted By CTK                         A male friend of mine, half-joking and half-serious, said to me, "Everything with you is about sex." Oh really? Is it just with ME? Okay, when you wake up, what's the first thing you notice? Your morning wood, that's what. ...

Greetings~!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Posted by CTK & Sir Jeffers Welcome to our new band website and welcome to our new blog. It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears

The Ballad of Food McEat-It-All

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers (c)2008 Sir Jeffers The story of Food McEat-It-All is not so much long as it is wide. Yep, he's the kind of guy who hasn't seen his feet in decades. Not merely corpulent, not simply porcine, he's so big, as to make big look small. I'm fairly certain Food McEat-It-All wasn't ...

Ghastly Sick Joke

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

Posted by Sir JeffersRecently, '80s pop crooner Rick Astley has become everyone's favorite punchline (more on this below), but back in the day, Astley was my own ghastly nightmare...