Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

Food McEat-It-All: He Eats All the VIEWS

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Posted by: CTK & Sir Jeffers Some of you already know the story: One day Jeffers saw a large, hungry man, chowing down ferociously at a restaurant buffet and instantly dubbed him Food McEat-It-All. (The original blog is here.)       The man was eating up everything the place ...

Meta Metamorphosis: No Thanks for the Mammaries

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers I awoke one morning with onion boobs.

What’s At Steak? There Will Be Blood

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers  Look at me, I’m cooking up a huge slab of beef! Nothing seems more cliché-manly than charring massive chunks of cow carcass...

The Ballad of Food McEat-It-All

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers (c)2008 Sir Jeffers The story of Food McEat-It-All is not so much long as it is wide. Yep, he's the kind of guy who hasn't seen his feet in decades. Not merely corpulent, not simply porcine, he's so big, as to make big look small. I'm fairly certain Food McEat-It-All wasn't ...