A Sugar Daddy and His Harem of Hotties

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers My neighborhood received some unwanted buzz recently when a swarm of bees started getting busy in my yard. What was my first clue? Well, several hundred of these yellow-and-black winged warriors suddenly dive-bombed me. I'm perceptive like that.

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All I Really Need To Know I Learned Off Your Chest

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Posted by CTK We The People are kinda, sorta stumbling the streets lookin’ like pop culture buffoons, without any shame, wearing things on our T-shirts or stuck to our backpacks and notebooks that would either bore the sweater off granny or give her a heart attack. We're also plastering bumper stickers ...

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What’s At Steak? There Will Be Blood

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers  Look at me, I’m cooking up a huge slab of beef! Nothing seems more cliché-manly than charring massive chunks of cow carcass...

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Up Top

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Posted by CTK     Sit Yo Ass Down & Look Pretty!            I've spent over two decades sitting down and standing up. That's years of making laps. That's hundreds of hours creating footprints as well as the occasional step in dog shit or the random gum on the ...

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The Angry ‘Fro

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Posted by CTK   Anthropologists say that men's facial hair scares small children and I'm starting to think maybe big hairdos serve the same function.

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