Archive for the ‘Chicks & Dudes’ Category
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
Posted by CTK
I may look slightly jacked-up in this photo, but believe me, I could look much worse...
I returned a couple of days ago from yet another of my lengthy vacations in a random city where I pillage and plunder like a lunatic with my head cut off. ...
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, SPEW | 11 Comments »
Monday, July 28th, 2008
Posted by Sir Jeffers
My neighborhood received some unwanted buzz recently when a swarm of bees started getting busy in my yard. What was my first clue? Well, several hundred of these yellow-and-black winged warriors suddenly dive-bombed me. I'm perceptive like that.
Posted in Animals, Chicks & Dudes, Fashion | 6 Comments »
Monday, July 7th, 2008
Posted by Sir Jeffers
I awoke one morning with onion boobs.
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, Food, POP that CULTURE baby, WTF | 8 Comments »
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
Posted By CTK
A male friend of mine, half-joking and half-serious, said to me,
"Everything with you is about sex."
Oh really? Is it just with ME?
Okay, when you wake up, what's the first thing you notice?
Your morning wood, that's what. ...
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, He Said / She Said, Music, POP that CULTURE baby, Pervantin' | 7 Comments »
Sunday, June 8th, 2008
Posted by CTK
"What up with the creepy weird guy?"
Might very well be the eternal question that haunts us all.
I'm certain it dates back to the caveman days, that's a given.
All right, so I was at the cafe again...Sometimes I wonder,
"When am I not at the cafe?"
But ...
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, Drawings | 6 Comments »
Monday, May 26th, 2008
Posted by CTK
While having a chat with a female friend of mine,
she said something that struck me and I thought I'd mention it...
Men remind her of a cat box.
They take up necessary space.
Require too much maintenance.
And when full, they become aggressively overwhelming.
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She likened...
Posted in Chicks & Dudes | 3 Comments »
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
Posted by Sir JeffersOkay, I admit it,
I used to be the kind of flannel-shirt-wearing Midwestern schlub who thought the whole metrosexual thing had something to do with getting your rocks off on a commuter train.
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, POP that CULTURE baby | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
Posted by CTK
Sit
Yo
Ass
Down
&
Look
Pretty!
I've spent over two decades sitting down and standing up.
That's years of making laps. That's hundreds of hours creating footprints as well as the occasional step in dog shit or the random gum on the ...
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, Fashion | 3 Comments »
Saturday, April 12th, 2008
Posted by Sir JeffersRecently, '80s pop crooner Rick Astley has become everyone's favorite punchline (more on this below), but back in the day, Astley was my own ghastly nightmare...
Posted in Chicks & Dudes, Media, Music | 2 Comments »
