Archive for the ‘Celebs’ Category

The Borgnine Wars: Irresistible Bitches

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

Seeing Prince blabbing recently about releasing three new CDs for the coming year and suddenly out of nowhere saying homosexuality is immoral got us to thinking how would the "controversial" Artist Formerly Known As An Unintelligible Hieroglyph stack up against legendary star Ernest Borgnine? -->[see graphic below] ALL YOUR BORGNINE ARE ...

Borgnine Wars: The xxX Files

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Posted by: CTK and Sir Jeffers Ernest Borgnine vs. David Duchovny Now that David Duchovny has checked himself into sex-addiction rehab, it got us to thinking, how would the young actor stack up against legendary star Ernest Borgnine? BORGNINE WINS! BORGNINE WINS! BORGNINE WINS! ALL YOUR BORGNINE ARE BELONG TO US!! CHECK IT ...

What’s At Steak? There Will Be Blood

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Posted by Sir Jeffers  Look at me, I’m cooking up a huge slab of beef! Nothing seems more cliché-manly than charring massive chunks of cow carcass...

Angelina Jolie… still HOT?

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Posted by CTK As Angelina descends the MAXIM 100 Hottest Women list, falling down to give standing room to the new, um...uh, the new "talent," well... The Vanity Vultures swirl above her pretty little head anticipating a beautiful demise so they can swoop in for the feast. Some have started ...