Sex isn’t Everything, but Everything is Sex
July 3, 2008 – 1:45 pmPosted By CTK
A male friend of mine, half-joking and half-serious, said to me,
“Everything with you is about sex.”
Oh really? Is it just with ME?
Okay, when you wake up, what’s the first thing you notice?
Your morning wood, that’s what. The usual stiffness begging for a massage, again.
All right, now let’s say you’re having coffee, getting ready for the new day and you switch on the radio. What do you hear?
Rock-n-Roll innuendo wailing about sex,
R&B crooning about soulful sex,
Techno music about robotic sex,
Rap tunes about gettin’ all up in dat nasty sex,
Classical music Sonatas & Arias all about romantic and tumultuous sex,
JAZZy sex obscured by great musicianship,
Country&Blues tunes about how the girl or guy took your heart away
and incidentally took the sex too,
OH and let us not forget…
The EMO love lost, N’I'm so-lonely-so-pained-and-I-miss-having-sex
type SONGS about SEX!
You get dressed, leave the house, get in a car or take the train, but wait, LOOK AROUND. What’s on all the billboards and magazine stands you pass along the way? It’s an eye-candy cavalcade of Sex, cleavage, Sex, orgasm-faced models, Sexy perfumes and Sexy clothes and Sexy booze ADS hoping to sell to you and thusly, by association, make you more Sexy so you can have more of the Sex!
Then you’re at school or the office and what’s there? SEXUAL TENSION and a bunch of people who you have decided look better with clothes on or better without… And there you are in close quarters with classmates or coworkers you’ve had sex with, or would have sex with or could not have sex with.
PHEW, Long “hard” day, so you head off for the pub to unwind…you get drunk on that sexy booze you saw advertised earlier and what do you do or want to do afterwards?
You may very well pick up someone and then what? Have sex.
Or go home alone, having sex with your true one and only, yourself.
Or, another scenario, perhaps your spouse or girlfriend or boyfriend is waiting for you? Probably waiting to have sex because they’ve been watching sexy commercials which bombard us in the middle of sexy sitcoms and sexy dramas or during films that have a great deal of sex in them.
Soon the forceful night slips deeply into the moist morning dew,
ready to start it all over again, anew…
So you say that everything with ME
is about sex?
Hey Bro,
I didn’t start the fire!
The sex did.
**dedicated to Mr. Dan Rey**
7 Responses to “Sex isn’t Everything, but Everything is Sex”
Well the dog in me just loves the sex that oozes from every angle of the 1 headed dog creations - inspired through sex and that indeed moistens any dry spots left in the crevices of your fans after a regular day of sex… even though we are getting it every minute - we are insatiable creatures when it comes to sex - now i believe thats healthy! - i am gonna put my tongue away now
By Teja on Jul 5, 2008
I love sex , like everybody (ah ah)
And I think , everything is always sexy you know ?
A picture of a woman. Of a hand….
Hair or sexy too for me.
And , i love the sexual tension….
ps : The picture for this article is sexy , is beautiful.
Like always.
LOVE.
N
By Nastasia on Jul 5, 2008
I have been trying for a half hour to come up with a very smart reply to this blog and I simply cant think of anything wise or witty to say here…. Damn!
Well - I think you are very sexy and I love that you are refering to sexuality in your art, be it the music, your writing and pictures and even in the way you promote your band…
I just like sex, sexyness and playing with sexuality in art!
By Saint Nic on Jul 5, 2008
Hi Bodies,
Sex is pleasure and primitive. As the animals which cannot communicate differently to express their feelings. Indeed all turns around the sex in our world where all is cheating and lie! one exploits the human body has business ends for all and nothing! The human lost his dignity. and it regresses and it behaves more and more like an animal..He’s often ready to the worst to stay alive in its jungle. Where as normally he is equipped of a brain in theory more developed, which in theory differentiates it from animals.
Me I say that the sex is well, but when one thinks of it well, it’s finally always the same thing. .et when one made the turn of it, and although it remains? Good old memories.
Is necessary to pass to other things the guy! If you want to save our Humanity.. Try the Love, the true one.. with a supreme being which you will have taken time to observe, to know, and finally love.. differently than for physical assets!!!
Bizzzzzzzzzzz
Hope you’ll understand the sens of my words..
SaraH
By Sarabracadabra on Jul 5, 2008
Let’s talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let’s talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let’s talk about sex (come on)
Let’s talk about sex (do it)
Let’s talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let’s talk about sex…
By Adine on Jul 5, 2008
Well aw shucks Miss Tina, you make a big fag like me blush! T’is a masturbatory masterpiece LMFAO Your writing feels like my own thoughts I wish I could write but I prefer trolling gay bars to a pen and a paper LOL I leave writing to people like you who do it so well. More talk of moist dew I might go straight. Keep on keeping on, both of you. Long live the dog……………………….
By {{Lex on Jul 5, 2008
Ahahah !
What’s this message…?
Do you need a boy my love ?
I’ll be pleased to come as soon as I can ^_^
Muahahahah !
…sex is THE BEST THING on earth.
By Fluid° on Nov 8, 2008