Angelina Jolie… still HOT?
June 16, 2008 – 12:53 pmPosted by CTK
As Angelina descends the MAXIM 100 Hottest Women list, falling down to give standing room to the new, um…uh, the new “talent,” well… The Vanity Vultures swirl above her pretty little head anticipating a beautiful demise so they can swoop in for the feast. Some have started early!
Come on, give the lady a break. Although it’s not like she’s given us one, unless you live in Africa and other far off lands, I haven’t seen Miss Tomb Raider offering us any favors. Still, stop the hate and let a playa’ play. Um…right?
After her latest publicity blitz and photo shoots, many people are saying that Angelina Jolie is no longer attractive. Or rather, no longer DEVASTATINGLY attractive.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion… I tend to get pissy when a woman dawgs
another woman in that superficial way though, I get riled and my feminism wants to kick-chick-ass. When dudes judge a woman’s appearance, I don’t accept it but I expect it… I break into a snore. Zzzzz…
My high and mighty stance aside, what do you ALL think? For those who actually THINK about ridiculous shizz like– “Who’s Hot and Who’s Not?” what say you?
I guess I think about it. I’m no saint, otherwise I’d not be writing any of this! So… well what’s the verdict? Is Angelina still a fox? Remember that she is preggers with twins, taking care of 4 other childrenS and married to “Tyler Durden” whom she stole from “Rachel Green” for apparently there were no other men who’d be interested in her. Although I’m pretty sure “ROSS” was available.
Anyway, all that surely takes a lovely toll on a person. However, “BEAUTY” gets no pass in our society, thus sliding from gorgeous grace is seen as an ugly disgrace…no matter what the reason…no VACATIONS for beauty…nope, not these days! Especially for us “little people.” Right?
Where was Angelina when we got a nose pimple? Nowhere to be seen, that’s where.
She certainly didn’t help me when I gained mad cow-flab in my ass last summer?
I didn’t see her standing with me at the gym as I struggled to get rid of it.
Regardless, I’m there for ya, Ang. You can count on me, girlfriend. Damn straight.
Many women I know are breathing a sigh of relief over Jolie’s supposed slip from sexy grace. They say, “Her Lips have shrunken and are now injected! Her cheekbones dropped! Her face has sagged because she’s been too thin for too long…” and etc… I didn’t realize I had so many friends who were actually in competition with Angelina. Apparently I do! For there can be no other reason for the onslaught of CHEERS & JEERS. All I truly know is that ONE DAY we’ll all be OLDER and at that time we’ll hope not to be judged as slabs of meat with impending expiration dates…But so few realize this hideous truth. We can’t be Scene Kids our whole lives, folks! Maybe Bruce Willis can get away with it? Then again, no one ever believed the legendary “never aging” Dick Clark would get old and no longer Rock in The New Year’s Eve. It happened.
MEAT? Are we all just meat? Just meat for the Beauty Buzzards to peck at? Even the Vegans, are they just meat? I’m keeping my meat in the freezer, hoping to extend my expiration date…I only thaw it out when needed.
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12 Responses to “Angelina Jolie… still HOT?”
Just give me some good acting and i don’t give a farting fuck.
By Adineart on Jun 16, 2008
You can all suck brad pits dick! She is HOT! She has had how many babies? She has had to rise and fall in lbs due to movies etc.
Lets see what a perfectly normal woman would look like after doing what she has done with her body and AT HER AGE…yeah, now your shrinking in your seat dumb bitches!
I hate all the jealous back stabbing out there. If you can’t pull it off, you don’t want to see anybody else do it and you would rather break and destroy what you can’t understand rather than try to either understand it or just accept that other people do live differently then you do.
It’s what makes this world go around dears! NOT JUST YOU-YOU-YOU!
By mikka on Jun 16, 2008
Thank you to all who support and not try to destroy and hate who you don’t even know.
Hate is ugly and its a really bad habit.
I bet that nobody even knows that anger makes one retain water/fluids. Anger is a part of depression and depression makes ones metabolism slow down so when you hate and scowl and keep all negative thoughts on your mind about the world and people…you are influencing a part of your body to mock what makes people gain weight. HAHAHAHA!
So as you get Fatter and you can’t figure out why that diet is not kicking in…CHECK YOUR HEAD! AN UGLY STATE OF MIND IS NOT A HEALTHY PLACE HATERS!
MIKKA
By mikka on Jun 16, 2008
Ahh… Angelina. Where there is a lot of light, there will always be a lot of shade! Such a standardized beauty ideal as she is will always have people that envy her or bitch about her, that just comes with beauty and fame…
To me, if someone doesnt show character, beauty will most likely fade away shortly after I meet them. She, since we/I will never meet her, remains a canvas people project into, and whatever you want to see, will be seen!
I like that she’s working so hard for the better cause though! That is at least one thing people COULD say about her character- she actually cares! And thats a good thing, isnt it?
As for her qualifications as an actor: She has been playing characters that I really liked (Hackers, Tombraider, Sky Captain & the world of tomorrow, etc). But I have also seen her in films where I wasnt really into her at all… -So- she might not be versatile when it comes to the roles she can play convincingly… But how many hollywood actors do we really know that can?
By Nini on Jun 17, 2008
Fuck Angelina she’s a fake bitch! Billy Bob told her what a shitty actress she is and that why they got divorced! I hate bitches who steal other womens husbands!She can go to Africa and shit but as a person she’s really trashy! Cate Blanchettt is 500000x hotter and awesome acting in everything!Not a man stealing bitch like Angelina! She fucking stole Billy bob from Laura dern. Laura Dern and Jen Anniston are 5000x better actresses then that HO Angelina!BETTER PEOPLE TO Why does she steal men? fucking Selfish bitch who gets kicks off hurting other women who are better than her! I hope she gets old and ugly because she’s a fucking bitch!
By Melissa on Jun 17, 2008
I’m “angelina who?” I haven’t followed pop culture in years and everybody is crazy over things that don’t matter. I went to a play this month and it felt strange being in a real theater. Tell everyone to go to the theater and forget about Angelina Jolie. I like your blogs especially the Target and Dirty Book entries. I’m a new fan!
By killroy on Jun 17, 2008
Wow, a lot of anger here…? Jeez…
T, i just wanted to come back and say that, U CRACK ME UP!!… I’m still laughing at Mad cow flab…AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!..u make me blow my soda out my nose…yur so funny…;-P
…and all the other people here, yikes, just get over it.
By Adineart on Jun 17, 2008
I never liked the woman. She didn’t deserve an Academy Award fucking no. I think she does charity work only to be taken serious but she isn’t serious and she’s a bad actress. Everything about her is her “looks” and her phony bad girl attitude. I know real bad girls who don’t fuck other girls over like that bitch does.If she isn’t hot anymore so what because that’s all she was When she makes a habit of adultery it proves what a pig she is and all about insecurity and disrespect to other women. She isn’t strong and she isn’t real. She’s an average skank fuck her
By LLL on Jun 18, 2008
I love her!lol She’s so hot always!I like what you said about Ross lol
By Agelina is a Goddess! on Jun 18, 2008
hahaha…u said it all , nothin to add hun!
except maybe this: humanity really needs to get out of puberty and grow up…there’so much more to be explored in this realm of existence ;)!
By loozia on Jun 24, 2008
Angelina is an interesting character, personality wise and looks wise.
Her face which is made up of quite extreme and exaggerated features photographs beautifully but personally I think she’s always looked weird.
Good weird but weird none the less, definitely
not a classic beauty. And there’s nothing
wrong with that!
She looks as weird/beautiful as she ever did, babies and other life stuff that’s happened to her, like her mother dying recently hasn’t changed that.
I think it’s about time men got the same
sort of scrutiny about their appearance,
I mean look at Mr Bradley Pitt, he’s not the young fresh faced hunky dude he was, in fact he’s looking well,quite a bit older than he did 10 years ago, funny thing about that!
And funny how women are always the one’s who get picked to pieces ……. and usually
by other women…..and even more usually by
women who are not and never have been considered beautiful or even weird/beautiful.
Some of the comments here are pretty nasty, shame on those people for being so mean and small.
Great blog Tina.
x
By Kasia on Jul 7, 2008
So….Well , I’m so irritate , not have a good English …. Because I have to many things to say about this article.
First.
You write really well.
Secondo.
For Angélina Jolie. She his hot , and beautiful ,
she always had , and i thinks that never change.
For a lot of reason , she don’t have JUST a wonderful face and body.
This soul is ….I don’t know in English but i think you said ” Human” ?
She help people. I know , everybody said it’s normal , because she had money…But , me that touch me a lot. She give time , not just money.
She give all this heart for help people.
I don’t care if she is really sexy or not.
For me , somebody human , with a beautiful heart. Someone real….Is always attractive.
But maybe it’s just me….Maybe not.
For the last.
I thinks , today , everybody is obsess about beauty.
The most important in the world it’s to be a sexy and beautiful person.
Now , you go see a film because the actress is hot. Not because she had talent.
That it’s unbelievable…But true.
Hopefully in the WHOLE world , you have exception.
Like you.
Like me. Like 10000 others person.I hope.
I want thinks , we are not just meat.
But someone how can change the world. And the opinions.
SO SO SORRY for my English! Hope you understood what i said…
LOVE.
Kisses….Billions of kisses.
N
By Nastasia on Jul 7, 2008