3 Things that bug me truly, madly, deeply-ish

June 5, 2008 – 4:17 pm

Posted by CTK

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking down on my fellow citizens and laughing is not my daily routine, however,
everyone does it at some point and now it’s my turn!

Me’Thinks some weirdos need to practice a little thing called Social Downsizing!

Some may say that it’s none of my business what OTHER people do. I’d like them to say THAT to my face!

Um, but seriously, of course it’s not “my business”. It’s not like I got a desk and a placard on top of it that reads:

CTK’s Things That Bug- Business & Associates, INC.

So whatever, moving on…

Here are three things that befuddle, bother and keep me in a perpetual state of WTF!(?)

#1. Eating In A Car

So I wheel up to the grocery store this afternoon, feeling a tad scattery-brained and heat-stroked. I decide to hang in my ride for a few minutes, bop my head to a little Jimi Hendrix while guzzling at my bottled water for a swift recovery. Glancing around I spot numerous people with their windows rolled down, sweating and grovel-hogging various forms of Fast Food.

These peeps act like they’ve been time warped back to a Diner parking lot from the 50’s.

Like if some hot pimply chick or dude in a cute uniform will soon roller skate out and give them a milkshake. NOT. The parking area is the usual type you find on the West Coast and nearly everywhere in America, it’s big, architecturally ugly, a veritable feng shui deprived rotter’s lot, full of car exhaust stink and grumpy customers.

I hate seeing these eyesores shoving cheese snacks into their faces, crumbs all over their clothes. Come on, they could at least go sit under a tree or have a nice seat on a sidewalk…live a little, right? GET OUT OF THE CAR~!

#2. 3D Social Networking

IMVU.com describes itself like this:

“You create your own avatars who chat in animated 3D scenes. Meet new people!”

How the hell is that “meeting” anyone? And how the hell do they know anybody is NEW? It could be the same old 2D troll you met last week on MySpace! Or worse, the 1D freaks currently residing in your spam folder!

Have Homies completely forgotten that “real space” is already 3D and full of 3D “real people” who’d love to do 3D “real things” with them? Many of those real people want to get laid and some even want to fall in love, maybe with YOU. For crying out loud folks, it’s worth a shot, ain’t it? GET OUT OF THE HOUSE~!

#3. Cyber-Profile Stalking

Apparently (although I’m a late bloomer on this one) there’s a massive throng of individuals who feel it their RIGHT to break into your private MySpace page. They feel they are justified in seeing your private emails, comments and photographs…to read your private blogs…or at least it SHOULD be their right as long as they can weasel the hack codes from someone. What?

Check out some of their excuses and guilty pleas:

*the last one is my favorite*

Yo People, woah, wouldn’t it be better to have your own life and do your own things rather than drooling and dreaming up ways to violate another person’s own life and their own things? GET OFF THE COMPUTER~!

All right, enough of me and this…
I’m going to get off the computer, get out of the house and go for a walk. At some point.