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In Search Of A New Fire Hydrant
It’s almost 2009 and the 1 Headed Dog
needs a new fire hydrant to piss on…by 1 Headed Dog
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Footie Fella and Booger Boy
Somethin’ Stanky this Way Cometh…by CTK
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Dancing With Myself
Getting busted for busting a move is none to cool.
C’mon and Rock Me Amadeus…by CTK
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Food McEat-It-All: He Eats All the VIEWS
Food McEat-It-All rips YouTube a new one! …by CTK and Sir Jeffers
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The Borgnine Wars: Eat Me
Seeing a story in a recent “In Touch Weekly” about the top 10 hotties who overcame eating disorders got us to thinking, how would anorexia stack up against legendary star Ernest Borgnine? …by CTK and Sir Jeffers
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How To Do Some Sh!t Without Looking Like Sh!t
Get wasted yet look like nothing happened. Or look like nothing happened while getting wasted. Or look, nothing getting, wasted happenings. SOMETHING HAPPENED, but with the proper hydration no one will be the wiser…by CTK
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Borgnine Wars: The xxX Files
Now that David Duchovny has checked himself into sex-addiction rehab, it got us to thinking, how would the young actor stack up against legendary star Ernest Borgnine?…By CTK & Sir Jeffers
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NEW OLYMPIC GAMES: Outswim the Sperm
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Finally, an Olympic game we can all play. Be a watersport winner…by Christina Kingston & Sir Jeffers
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A Sugar Daddy and His Harem of Hotties
Sisters of the traveling hive have a house swarming party at Sir Jeffers’ place.
Bee there or bee square! And bring flowers…By Sir Jeffers
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All I Really Need To Know I Learned Off Your Chest
Sign of the times: With car tats, breast billboards and verbose panties all the rage, could your home be the new commercial G-spot?…By CTK
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Meta Metamorphosis, No Thanks for the Mammaries
Kafka may have turned into a gross bug, but he never woke up with onion boobs.
Welcome to my nightmare…By Sir Jeffers
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Sex isn’t Everything, but Everything is Sex
We’ve become a culture of sex-crazed lunatics and it’s not my fault…By CTK
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What’s At Steak? There Will Be Blood
Can’t BEAT Your Meat! Carnivores and capitalists both tend to overeat,
but scenery chomping actors need to know when to stop…By Sir Jeffers
** Video INCLUDED**
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Taking The Piss
All we are saying is, give PEE a chance…By CTK
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Angelina Jolie… still Hot?
Ever since Angelina resurfaced to promote her latest film, catty gossips and
Vanity Vultures have been cheering for her “beautiful demise”…By CTK
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The Dirty Book (Positively Adults Only)
Cheesy P*RN from a bygone era that gets passed down
to the next generation of Buck Wild pervs…By CTK
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What Up with the Creepy Weird Guy?
The problem with public places is that THE PUBLIC is sometimes there.
Hint: It’s a creepy weird guy…By CTK
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3 Things That Bug Me Truly, Madly, Deeply-ish
When did eating in the car, 3-D web-dating
and cyber profile breaking-n-entering become
inalienable rights? Enough already…By CTK
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Get a Room: The Target Dog Humps My Leg
What’s dirtier, free trade or free love? Find amore or merely
get a room at our favorite discount ball and chain….By Sir Jeffers
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Social Downsizing
Sometimes less IS more when it comes to getting tangled in the interwebs.
Leaving the house, wow, what a concept!…By CTK
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Men are like Cat Boxes
Heavy petting, metaphor-play and the subtle science of romantic appliances?
Take the quiz to find out if love is a sewage system or a refrigerator
full of yummy eats…By CTK
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Metrosexual Healing
Modern guys are stuck in no-man’s-land, going down the road from GQ geek
to Drag Queen chic…By Sir Jeffers
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Mad-Greets to all the Homies~!
The Dog Barks a Website Welcome. Making a simple site became much
more complicated than we imagined. It was fucking bloody hell!…By 1 Headed Dog
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Up Top: Sit Yo’ Ass Down & Look Pretty
Chicks have gone too far off the vanity cliff. Forceful prompting to look sexy
while seated at an LA Laker’s game becomes one anxiety too many…By CTK
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The Ballad of Food McEat-It-All
He’s got the whole world in his belly.
From breast milk to ziti, look out for this buffet-table behemoth who leaves no
crouton uncrunched. He’s even earned his own theme song!…By Sir Jeffers
**1 Headed Dog Song and Video INCLUDED**
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Get Thee Behind Me, Rev. Wright
The people seated behind Barack Obama’s race baiting pastor probably wish
they’d been elsewhere when those infamous videos were recorded…By CTK
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The Angry ‘Fro
Deeply intangled and called out by THE CHILDRENS into a sociological
morass, CTK is forced to fight the social signifier of curly hair
(or whatever)…By CTK
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Ghastly Sick Joke
Getting Rick Rolled got personal as Rick Astley’s big hit nearly induced
a deadly delirium…By Sir Jeffers
**Song and Video INCLUDED**
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Get Your Game On: Escape The Pedophile!
Spoofing the MySpace ringtone games, we help you flee
the naked perv with this Flash-tastic interactive escape…By 1 Headed Dog
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Home Groan
Yikes! Our blog got robot indexed while it was under construction, so our gibberish
space-fillers were immortalized in Google cache….By 1 Headed Dog
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Xavier: Renegade Angel or CNN News Anchor
Angels on the Airwaves…Is CNN’s John King really Xavier: Renegade Angel?
Well, we’ve never seen them together.
A definitive expose on the Best Political Team on Television…By CTK
** Videos INCLUDED**
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Dummies Unite
Tumbling down the steep learning curve of all the new programs
and code you need to stay modern…By 1 Headed Dog
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